Ruining all other paranormal creatures for me, because now nothing but a hot dragon prince will do.Ĥ. Giving me an X-rated version of Toothless for my oh-so-innocent daydreams, because it's impossible to imagine this guy doing anything besides eating fish, chasing light, and flying:ģ. Making me laugh-out-loud (for real) after every other scene, which means I enjoyed this book a lot more than I was anticipating.Ģ. And since it's been ages since I've made a list-review, allow me to make one now.ĭragon Actually managed to catch me off-guard by:ġ. But it's also a sweet, funny, and lovable story about a grumpy alpha dragon and his vicious yet vulnerable mate. Make no mistake, Dragon Actually is mostly fictional porn. It's so embarrassingly delightful when a book I've mentally marked as nothing but porn manages to completely stun and amaze me.
Pure, mindless dragon fun, that's what this is.
They have sex share lovely moments, they have sex live in dens, they have sex fight each other, they have sex battle other dragons to reclaim their kingdoms, they have sex walk around naked a lot, they have sex argue and they sometimes have sex fall in love. This is a silly book about horny dragons, homicidal damsels in little distress, broad-chested horny hunks and batshit crazy with horny tendencies dragonesses. Annwyl, a girl after my own black withered heart. They’re dead boring.” “Not everything can involve bloodshed, Annwyl.” “ Can’t you come get me when there is bloodshed? Otherwise just leave me alone to read.” Bloodshed, books or nothing. “ Do you not listen to our daily meetings about the state of your lands?” “Of course I don’t. Anyway, I've decided that if I can't be Kate Daniels or Shanti when I grow up, I'll be Annwyl the Bloody.
It wouldn't be fair on her fellow fictional characters.
Well Kate Daniels probably does, but she doesn't count. And no, nothing beats bloodthirsty, batshit crazy warrior princesses. ➽ And the moral of this reread is: Yes, dragons still do it better. 💀 Impromptu buddy reread with my MacHalo Freaks 💀
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